Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up?

Gah.

I don’t even know why I’m here right now. I have so much other stuff I need to get done… but I’m tired, and sick, and ugh… my throat hurts and I want to bonch on everything. And apparently I’m a child and need to complain about it all. Half of the plug-ins in my apartement are douchebags and aren’t working, which is really annoying me because it means I am sitting here in the dark.

In other news, I had a great Easter, or should I say WhiskEaster. I’m not really going to write about it because first of all, I do not have the energy, second of all, someone else wants to recount it in it’s entirety, and third of all, that is ok with me. Ok, what? I don’t even think that made sense… at this point I don’t care.

Well… I need to fight the urge to curl up in my bed with all of the medicine, because I will pass out and sleep for 12 hours. Considering I have to leave for an exam in about 9 hours, that is not a good idea. I just need to stop being a whiny little bitch and get to work. Gah…

Can I Borrow Some Ambition? Or a Box of Ammunition?

can i borrow some ambition
or a box of ammunition
man i need a new direction
like a positive regression
i could use a new excuse
need an ace, but drew a deuce
i will do the world a favor
and i’ll never reproduce

Ah, good ol’ Guttermouth… funny how you know what’s on my mind. 

Anyway, there’s only so much more procrastination I can do with this philosophy paper before it becomes impossible to finish on time. I have to leave for class in about 3 hours. I have most of my research done, and for the most part, I have a rough idea of the outline. I’ve even started writing a bit. After I got home from class last night, my evening consisted of watching the rest of The Real World: Austin. It was really good! If you’ve got lots of time on your hands and haven’t already seen it, go to www.mtv.ca. You can watch the whole season there. There’s a bunch of other shows too. But all that to say, I watched that instead of writing my paper on (ugh) existentialism. I found a few other things to waste time and obviously found my way here. But…. enough of that. I should really get to work.

The Beauty in Ugly

I’ve been listening to Jason Mraz’s new single “The Beauty in Ugly” a heck of alot. It’s a cute song. It’s for the show Ugly Betty. And it makes me want more new Jason Mraz. Bad. Ugh..

Apparently he’s been recording new songs and is releasing a new album this fall. He’s performed a few new songs at some cafés… like Twiggs!! Which is cool.. cause Twiggs is cool. Isn’t that some awesome reasoning? haha …

Anyway, all this to say I can’t wait for his new album. And I want green beer… What? It’s St-Patty’s day.

=)

Somewhere Ahead is the Back of the Line

When I started this blog, I had in mind that I would update it fairly often. Problem is, I can’t think of anything relevant to say most of the time. I guess I’m not much of a writer, but I already knew that. Every once in a while I think up something quasi meaningful (barely), but today I’ve got nothing. So, instead I’ll share this thing I filled out… it turned out kinda funny/ironic if you know some of the songs.

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? 

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool..  

This is the soundtrack to my life ….  

Opening Credits: Lynard Skynard – Sweet Home Alabama 

Waking Up: Senses Fail – Cute When You Scream 

First Day At School: Hot Hot Heat – Goodnight Goodnight 

Falling In Love: Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones (bahahahaha) 

Fight Song: Teddy Geiger – Falling  

Breaking Up: Korn – Dead 

Prom: Jason Mraz – Please Don’t Tell Her 

Life’s Ok: Incubus – Wish You Were Here 

Mental Breakdown: Anthrax – Anti-Social 

Driving: Deadsy – Brand New

Love Flashback: Dry Kill Logic – No Reason 

Getting Back Together: Skindred – Nobody 

Birth of Child: Yellowcard – Lesson Learned 

Wedding: Death Cab For Cutie – Photobooth 

Final Battle: MXPX – Misplaced Memories 

Death Scene: The Used – Buried Myself Alive 

Funeral Song: Killswitch Engage – Rose of Sharyn

End Credits: Korn – Got The Life

Ahh!

I just realized it is now Valentine’s Day. Really gross!! Ok now I’m going to study… or peruse Facebook a little… then study. I’m so fucked for this midterm.

Here It Comes Again

Yet another blog… will I keep this one updated? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. (somehow that doesn’t sound promising haha)

Creating this was a nice little distraction from what I should be doing, which is studying… but, I should get back to it. Gross.